Nothing Thrills Stephen Colbert More Than a New Trump Nickname

Colbert proudly boasted that he has never had a Facebook page before taunting the social media platform's CEO Mark Zuckerberg: "You know nothing about me, Suckerberg".

He elaborated that during last night's show, Dana Carvey debuted his impersonation of incoming National Security Advisor John Bolton. "I take everything back!"

Furthermore, Colbert gave some helpful tips on CNN and laid out the factors why it should not have missed the error.

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While discussing the popular "Roseanne" revival, which returned this week after a 20-year hiatus, Colbert stopped to admire the sitcom's stellar reviews - just hours after Trump announced that he called Roseanne Barr, who plays unabashed Trump supporter Roseanne Conner in the show, to congratulate her on the success. Colbert exclaimed in reaction to the incorrect headline. "I apologize. Donald Trump is a great President", Colbert said during his insincere mea culpa.

It's unclear if the network ran the story under the headline Colbert claimed. "Come on CNN, this isn't SNL unless SNL stands for Stephen's Nightly Laughs". He pointed out that the act was done on a Wednesday, so clearly it wasn't Saturday Night Live, they shoot daytime, and that the show doesn't go live. It also was taped during the day and is not live. "You got three things wrong... in three letters!" However, knowing the host who is full of antics, Colbert thanked MSNBC and not CNN, queueing laughter from the crowd. After playing a clip of the president saying he's even better at construction than being president, the comedian joked, "Don't sell yourself short, sir: You suck at both".

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